Kosmic28, affectionately known as "Captain" Kosmic, by players who played for him the last time he had owned the team, has returned to take the helm of the team again. "Yeah, we were totally blown away when we found out that Koz started a rock band called "Captain Kozmic and the Quaalude's" back in the '70's", stated RB Over Underwood. "He changed his name from using a "z" in Kozmic to an "s", chopped off his long hair and mustache, and kept things straight lined to allow him some privacy. Nah, they didn't get any record deals, but they were popular for college, high school and weekend park party gigs. What a trip, right? And then he buys the Long Horns? How cool is that!! Now I know why he says "far out" so much."
"I'm really psyched to get another chance to own the team," grinned Kosmic while he said this. "It's good to be back home!!!! What a great welcome back by the coaches, players, and fans!" He turned away, forcing back the tears of joy, as he made his way to his office.
This reporter is looking forward to seeing how the team does under "Captain Kozmic"! Good luck!!!
"Captain" Kosmic is back to lead the Big Horns again!
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